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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.