How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.