How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!