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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows