How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones?

Phil, eh?

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.