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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!