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Marshmallow Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

File Jokes More File Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

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