Marshmallow Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

How do you get a blond out of a tree?

Wave

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Inventor Jokes More Inventor Jokes

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!