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What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal