What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

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Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!