What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!