What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

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A smokesalottapotamus.

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DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!