What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

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Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!