What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Trout Jokes More Trout Jokes

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?

Monkfish!

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!