What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.