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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Headphone Jokes More Headphone Jokes

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

Hush Puppy Jokes More Hush Puppy Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies