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How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?