How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.