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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.