What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.