What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.