What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.