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What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.