What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!