What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

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Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy?

It's Italicized

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.