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What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.