What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.