What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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What do you call a sketchy place in Italy?

The "spaghetto"

What are the rough parts of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

Inflate it.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him