What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.