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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

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What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats!

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig