Don't go bacon my heart
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
To remind them why there's no money in it
She became salty.
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Swine Lake!
Neigh-boars.
