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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.