What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!