NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
To spruce things up a bit.
They have a lot of moo/neigh.
Simbalism
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Mend her bones or walk the plank
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
He didn't want no scrubs
His medical license was doctored.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Oh. My. God. You're hired.
