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NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.

What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl?

Her resume.