What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things