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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST