Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

You have a lot of appeal.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.