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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience