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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

And "What's a gym "

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.