Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys?

Being given head.

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.