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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.