Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience