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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience