Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Patience Jokes More Patience Jokes

What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience