Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!