Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...