Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.