What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School