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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

Jog-raphy!

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD