What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!