What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.