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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

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What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.