What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

Previous Random Joke Next

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system