What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!