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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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Where's the school for the blind?

It's hard to see.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.