What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What do you call an elf that's afraid of Jethro Tull?

10:45

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

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What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore)

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.