The Elfabet!
With an elfabet.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Because he was always lost at C!
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
He had only one pupil.
WRAP MUSIC!
Diabetes
Because he had low elf esteem.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.