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Elfabet Jokes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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I Love Pizza & You

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

Santa Little Helper Jokes More Santa Little Helper Jokes

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!