Elfabet Jokes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

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What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What do you call an elf that sings?

A wrapper.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.