Elfabet Jokes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

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What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree