What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!