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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.