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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Asphalt Jokes More Asphalt Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.