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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.