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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

Boxing

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.