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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics!

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.