What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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Who should of gotten asphalt?

Cleopatra.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground