What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.