What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.