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What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen