Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.