Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh