Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh