Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard