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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired