Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.