Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

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