Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...