Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.