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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire