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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire