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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...