What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!