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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..