What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.