What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!