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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

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What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!