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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

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What's got four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog.

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!