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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!