What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

She wanted to be a nurse.

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!