What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!