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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!