What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!