What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!