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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything?

He was kinda flakey

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.