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What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What does socialism smell like?

It has a Bernie smell.

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How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?