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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What flies through the jungle singing opera?

The parrots of Penzance!

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny