What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.:

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?

Polly unsaturated!

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny