What did the string say when the rope p...

Why we going into the woods?

Let me out

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?