What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.