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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.