What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the Arctic?

Knot cool

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who?

Caroline of rope with you!

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.