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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth