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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.