What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna