How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope