How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)