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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who?

Caroline of rope with you!

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope