Let's knot.
Untie the rope...
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
In yarr'ds.
He was the skipper!
He was very knotty.
We were bound to get together...
Because he was knotty.
Because he was knotty
You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
Caroline of rope with you!
Cut the rope.
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
Because he was very knotty.
Tie Astro-knots.
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
Cut the rope
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
('A jump rope')
He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
All of them.
He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'
Leave my presents
They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.
Wrong, What are coworkers
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Another year!
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Marriage.. you wanna?
With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
A face palm.
