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What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"