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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who?

Caroline of rope with you!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...