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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...