How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.