How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who?

Caroline of rope with you!

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...