How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...