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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Untie Jokes More Untie Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.