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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

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Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.