How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How do you cut a Emo sandwich?

Trick question, it cuts itself.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.