A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Because they're not garbage collectors.
The human race.
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
Untie the rope...
