Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...