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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.