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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...