What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

When he's red-handed.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!