Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

Why is it so cold in San Francisco?

Giant fans.

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.