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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

San Francisco Jokes More San Francisco Jokes

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What is the difference between San Francisco and Larkspur?

Larkspur has a ferry terminal, San Francisco has terminal fairies.