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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

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I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

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It didn't Snowden.

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Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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Ten-ants!

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Your room-matey.

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

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A BAYYYYker

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.