It cost an arm and a leg
A boyfriend.
They can't afford to pay respects.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
It was repossessed!
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.
They couldn't afford it.
They can't afford computers in Africa.
He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
He prawned everything!
A buck-an-ear
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Self-raising flour
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
30 of them are triggered every second
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
He knows where the naughty girls live.
With a porpoise.
He was into inflation.
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Because one egg is
Pover-tea.
She didn't have the balls.
Cinnamon Ghost Crunch