It cost an arm and a leg
A boyfriend.
They can't afford to pay respects.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
Because they're too poor to afford chairs.
It was repossessed!
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.
Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
It's the car most sales representatives drive.
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
He prawned everything!
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
He always throws the punch.
Because he said Punch's line.
A Juggalo
The food tastes funny.
Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools
Cracker Barrel.
An arm and a leg.
Your arms have gotten sore.
To get to the second-hand shop.
Dry ice lacks of water.
Because they hate waterboarding.
TRIGGER-nometry
She wanted to be the center of attention.
