Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

Ereptile dysfunction

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.