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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

A paleontologist.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.