Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.