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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.