Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.