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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Shia Labeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both a lawyer.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.