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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

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How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Client Jokes More Client Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.