How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.