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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.