How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.