Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
One, or two? One, or two?
Fish
Cocaine.
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
Because it was framed
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Because they can't even.
A Casual Tee.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.