O My GOd! I am so drunk.
Because they can't even.
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
Basic Training
A Like uh
By witchful thinking.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
Anyone that goes near my wife!
The htc M8. Oi mate
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
None because ice cream doesn't have bones.
I don't know, I just fly the drone
An etymologist knows.
I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?
What a wondrous *turd* of events.
I set* ***who*** *free "*
For setting up illegal shell companies!
It doesn't matter.
Cocaine.
