Sorority Girl Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls?

A whorde.

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What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

What's a sorority girls favorite camera?

A Like uh

Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs?

Because they can't even

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

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Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

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What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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Why are setups to jokes so important?

Because seven ate nine.

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.