Sorority Girl Jokes

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

What's a sorority girls favorite camera?

A Like uh

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

Basic Training Jokes More Basic Training Jokes

What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated?

Basic Training

What do the French learn in basic training?

How to surrender in twenty-seven different languages.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What do you call a group of JD Salingers?

A Humble Hindi Bundle.

Odd Number Pack Jokes More Odd Number Pack Jokes

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!