Because they can't even.
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Basic Training
A Like uh
Cuz she couldn't find the door handle
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A cat-tastrophe.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
I don't know, I am on hold.
One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!
About two weeks.
Because the owner will tell you
Because I have pictures of you with a goat
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
A six-pack and a potato
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
