Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!