Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple