I don't know I have DirecTV.
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.
A red jellyfish.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
A pineapple.
