Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D