Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Your boat, gently down the stream...

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He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Need to know ASAP.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.