April Sale - 20% Off

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Previous Random Joke Next
Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!