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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!