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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Pi Neapple Jokes More Pi Neapple Jokes

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!