Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!