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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!