Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.