Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.