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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!