Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.