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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight