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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...