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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.