What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Why don't the Dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.