What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods