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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.