What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...