What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!