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Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..