Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans