Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

When the door is open.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What is 168?

Dinner for 4.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

2 Door Jokes More 2 Door Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan