Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

Because they can't spell "read it".

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.