Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

2 Door Jokes More 2 Door Jokes

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.