Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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A chicken sedan.

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A chicken sedan.

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Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Gamble in British currency.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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She saw 2 and 3 halving six