Coop Jokes

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the Mexican push his wife over the bridge?

Tequila

Sedan Jokes More Sedan Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Why do all chicken coupes have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they would be sedans.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.