Because they can't spell "read it".
The Hippocampus!
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
Kitchen
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.