Rebel Jokes

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze