Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

She thought her maxi pad had wings

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.