Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird