Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

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Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird