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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What is a wock?

Something you throw a wabbits.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird