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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.