What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!