What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird