Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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Mexican Man Jokes More Mexican Man Jokes

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Rage Jokes More Rage Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

Literature Jokes More Literature Jokes

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird