Tequila Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Spanish fireman name his 2 sons?

Jose and Hose B

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Literature Jokes More Literature Jokes

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.