Tequila Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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