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Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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He wanted to see time fly!

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee