Tequila Jokes

An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

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