Tequila Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship?

Tyrannosaurus Ex

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