Tequila Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What's the difference between tequila and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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The X-Men

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What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

The Book of who's Boo.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

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Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.