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Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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I Love Pizza & You

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

December Jokes More December Jokes

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

Tequila Mockingbird Jokes More Tequila Mockingbird Jokes

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

River Jokes More River Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Fajita Jokes More Fajita Jokes