What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)